I can no longer be silent on the daily oppression of the left-handed community!
1) Spiral notebooks.
2) Writing in a three-ring binder.
3) Only one gross lefty glove in gym class.
4) Only two pairs of the green lefty scissors in class, three lefty kids.
5) Ballpoint pens don’t work as well because you’re pushing, not pulling the ball.
6) Ink all over the side of your hand.
7) Bonking elbows with a righty at the dinner table.
8) On the iPad Kindle app, the left side is back page.
9) Driver’s cup holder is for the right hand.
10) Number pad is on the right-hand side of keyboard.
11) Dying sooner, so becoming a zombie sooner.
12) These desks.
13) Measuring cups show you the stupid metric side.
14) You, old friend.
15) Made for righties.
16) Cord on the credit card machine pen is never long enough.
18) For which someone invented THESE