Here Are The Most Absurdly Hilarious Moments In Closed Captioned History. #6… WHAT? LOL!

Recall that time unexpectedly turned on the closed captioning for you favourite show and you sat on the TV remote? Yeah me too, and it took an hour to find out the best way to turn them back away. While they”re irritating to some folks closed captioning does serve a function for the hard of hearing. Occasionally though…well they are able to be somewhat away in the real dialogue. The result? Hilarity ensues. Here are 38 of the most illogical minutes in history that is closed captioned.

1.) Just Leslie Knope can pull that away.

1.) Only Leslie Knope can pull that off.

2.) Perhaps its better than gently cannibalism that is implied?

2.) Maybe its better than quietly implied cannibalism?

3.) It actually does set the mood of the scene, I believe…

3.) It really does set the mood of this scene, I think...

4.) I didn”t even know you could do this.

4.) I didn

5.) Well now I”m terrified.

5.) Well now I

6.) Umm what?! I”d love to understand what that really seems like.

6.) Umm what?! I

7.) Thats a fairly sound that is universal.

7.) Thats a pretty universal sound.

8. Muhahahahaha!

8. Muhahahahaha!

9.) It give this picture some depth I guess.

9.) It give this scene some depth I suppose.

10.) I despise it when the captions give the reply away.

10.) I hate it when the captions give away the answer.

11.) Perfect. I understand just whats going on.

11.) Perfect. Now I know exactly whats going on.

12.) Party difficult, sleep hard.

12.) Party hard, sleep hard.

13.) Its an extremely distinctive sort of snoring.

13.) Its a very distinctive kind of snoring.

14.) I love cats.

14.) I too enjoy cats.

15.) Phrasing, umm?

15.) Umm, phrasing?

16. Im active its nacho night.

16. Its nacho night, Im busy.

17.) Something about her eyes, my spirit chills.

17.) Something about her eyes, they chill my soul.

18.) I m having trouble following.

18.) Im still having trouble following.

19). They do seem quite bad.

19). Well they do look pretty evil.

20.) So much emotion.

20.) So much emotion.

21.) Its actually the only appropriate means to repair a bowtie.

21.) Its really the only proper way to fix a bowtie.

22.) So Scooby Doo meets with James Brown?

22.) So Scooby Doo meets James Brown?

23. Latins a language that is dead anyway.

23. Latins a dead language anyway.

24.) Whoa, okay now thats not overly mild.

24.) Whoa, ok now thats too intense.

25.) A2+ B2 = Depression.

25.) A2+ B2 = Sadness.

26.) Nothing like a dads disregard.

26.) Nothing like a fathers contempt.

27.) Has his moustache taken on a life of its own?

27.) Has his moustache taken on a life of its own?

28.) And here I thought she was simply loving the stars.

28.) And here I thought she was just enjoying the stars.

29). Or as it”s not understood, dubstep.

29). Or as it

30. But he seems so happy.

30. But he looks so happy.

31.) I wish I understood the circumstance for this one.

31.) I wish I knew the context for this one.

32.) The term sissy is hardly objective here.

32.) The term sissy is very subjective here.

33.) So whos idea was it to karaoke?

33.) So whos idea was it to karaoke?

34. That is the stuff nightmares are made from.

34. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

35.) Shouldn”t they’ve someone interpreting for the tennis ball?

35.) Shouldn

36.) As if there’s any other type of thrash metal.

36.) As if there is any other kind of thrash metal.

37.) Only perfect.

37.) Just perfect.

38.) I believe those boats want a tune up.

38.) I think those ships need a tune up.

H/T: BuzzFeed I however need to understand what a spider growl sounds like. Click below to share this post with friends and family.