Here’s 15 Reasons Why You Probably Just Had A One Night Stand…

The world will be a much better location if one night stands weren”t even a thing…but, sadly, they’re. Occasionally, people get alone (or at least overly intoxicated) to produce a solid, well-thought selection.

In case you”ve blocked any such recollection out of your head, here”s 15 hints from your own past that will point to a inescapable conclusion. You, also, have had a one night stand.

1. A charge card statement is in your own pocket for 14 double rum and cokes. (Minus the cokes.)

A credit card bill is in your pocket for 14 double rum and cokes. (Minus the cokes.)

2. The “groundwork” you’d seems to be properly used.

The

3. You”ve found that you unexpectedly have a stalker.

You

4. You seemingly have erased your memory of the night before, along with your telephone.

You apparently have erased your phone, as well as your memory of the night before.

5. You woke up to someone you don”t actually understand sleeping in your flat.

You woke up to someone you don

6. For some reason, you”re actually pumped about hanging out with that man you don”t understand.

For some reason, you

7. You’ve this overwhelming feeling that you”ve formed an enormous error…

You have this overwhelming feeling that you

8. You need to run away. From everything.

You want to run away. From everything.

9. You can”t tell how old the man in your bed EXTREMELY is.

You can

10. You awaken and say “Uh oh.”

You wake up and say

11. You instantly believe…”I ‘ll not get attached.”

You immediately think...

12. You instantly possess the impulse to take an inventory of your things.

You immediately have the urge to take an inventory of your things.

13. You give yourself a swift pat on the back…before promptly running from their flat.

You give yourself a quick pat on the back...before immediately running from their apartment.

14. You”re walking through the roads wearing what you’d on the night time before.

You

15. … And meet up with buddies to share with side of the narrative to you.

... and meet up with friends to tell you side of the story.

(via Guff)

Do you handily recall your small soiree now? Because I”m quite sure you”re smirking in humiliation…