Real Life Barbie Busts Out Ridiculous Boobs

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Springtime is here and uber-insane fact star Lacey Wildd is trying extremely hard to be a real life Barbie.

The old-ass mom of SIX (Yes, six kids call that thing mama) has experienced 36 plastic surgeries to become “perfect” – where’s social services when they’re needed?

TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” and “Botched” star has fell 22 pounds by eating only an apple a day.

Seriously people, you can’t make up this shit.

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