The Luckiest Inanimate Objects of 2014

These objects are all luckier than any human being in existence, by far.

1) This chair.

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3) These free weights.

4) This microphone.

5) This giant bottle of sake.

6) This Target basket.

7) This winner’s card.

8) This sectional sofa.

9) This lei.

10) This pink stole.