The internet’s a killer. Google and twitter have a way of propagating news like wildfire, particularly in regards to your star’s untimely “dying”. Over time, the net has helped imitation passing narratives go viral within a matter of hours, tricking the typical man (and occasionally close friends of that individual) into believing that another precious star has shuffled off this moral coil. Because no one cares about Paris Hilton, we’re, obviously, using the term “beloved” freely.
1) Wayne Knight