These Awful Mannequins Will Haunt Your Nightmares For The Next 12 Years.

There”s only a little matter known as the uncanny valley. It”s a theory of human aesthetics which says that when “an item has human characteristics that appear and transfer nearly but not just like natural human beings, it causes a result of revulsion among some human onlookers.” These mannequins are some of the most creepy examples of the theory. Not that they look nearly exactly like people – some don”t look like people at all – but they’re close enough to merely creep everyone outside.

1. This man wants braces.

This guy needs braces.

2. Imitation legs, ugh. So strange.

Ugh, fake legs. So weird.

3. THOSE EYES!

THOSE EYES!

4. This guy seems like he needs to bash.

At least this dude looks like he wants to party.

5. Small mannequin that is gangster.

Little gangster mannequin.

6. Giraffe no body and neck? No thank you.

Giraffe neck and no body? No thank you.

7. IS THE NECK SO LONG?!

WHY IS THE NECK SO LONG?!

8. Ok, this woman is unquestionably haunted.

Okay, this lady is definitely haunted.

9. The trio of creepiness.

The trio of creepiness.

10. Please put some clothing on these child mannequins.

Please put some clothes on these kid mannequins.

11. They only got everything wrong on this one.

They just got everything wrong on this one.

12. Button eyes? Who believed that was recommended?

Button eyes? Who thought that was a good idea?

13. These two are yucking it up about something…and that I don”t like it.

These two are yucking it up about something...and I don

14. What’s more distressing as opposed to faces is the trend options.

What is more frightening than the faces is the fashion choices.

15. Conehead.

Conehead.

16. Oh goodness, that mouth.

Oh goodness, that mouth.

17. What occurred to his arms?

What happened to his arms?

18. What”s creepier than regular mannequins? Mannequins with infant heads.

What

19. How did this man get injured? HE”S A MANNEQUIN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

How did this guy get injured? HE

20. Without make up, this resembles a creepy clown.

This looks like a creepy clown without make up.

21. “My precious.”

22. “One of us. One of us.”

23. It seems like he’s reaching for us!

It looks like he is reaching for us!

24. The most creepy family portrait of mannequins.

The creepiest family portrait of mannequins.

25. Why would they make a mannequin with that hairline?

Why would they make a mannequin with that hairline?

26. I don’t have any caption because of this.

I have no caption for this.

I don”t understand who’s in charge of selecting these mannequins, but… they”re doing it wrong. Thus, so incorrect.