This Guy’s Wife Rudely Left Him. What He Did With Her Wedding Dress Is EPIC.

There’s bound to be some negative side effect a union ends. Kevin Cotter understands that when your wife of 12 years leaves you, there’s bound to be some (hilarious) payback. Her possessions moved from their house in Tucson, AZ, and left just one thing: her wedding dress, maintained in his cabinet. Just one answer. when he asked her what he should do with the keepsake worth almost $1,000, she Whatever the $%^@# you need.” He obliged. What you see below are actual uses of the wedding dress he posted to his site.

That opinion did the trick. When his brother asked him to go hunting, Kevin brought the dress another month. And that was only the start.

That comment did the trick. The next month, when his brother asked him to go hunting, Kevin took the dress along. And that was just the beginning.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Anybody up for some sumo?

Anybody up for some sumo?

Yarr, it was the Curse of the Black-hearted Wife.

Yarr, it was the Curse of the Black-hearted Wife.

It”s a bride! It”s a pain!… oh no, it”s only a recently single and wonderful man.

It

It turned !

He also turned it into a work of art.

No one cared or in the restaurant found.

Oddly enough, no one in the restaurant noticed or cared.

Subsequently, he shielded the inside of his auto.

Then, he protected the interior of his car.

He also attempted washing automobiles, but it seems that wedding dresses don”t hold water well.

He also tried washing cars, but it turns out that wedding dresses don

You see, it”s helpful because the bustle holds up the end of the dress and keeps it from pulling the floor.

You see, it

Kevin is now the world record holder for wedding dress hops (that”s 37, by the way).

Kevin is now the world record holder for wedding dress jumps (that

The only drawback to using it is a wedding dress is made from stuff that are high-priced and not all light.

The only downside to using it as a parachute is that a wedding dress is all heavy and made from expensive materials.

Which helps it be excellent at obstructing sun.

Which makes it great at blocking sunlight.

Individuals proposed using it as a skid “n coast. Little did they understand, it was really not excellent sliding stuff. At least he tried.

People suggested using it as a slip

The dress wasn”t stiff enough to stand up nicely in the desert sand, but it was better than nothing.

The dress wasn

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