You’ll find highs and lows if your home is a life of sobriety. It’s possible for you to live a totally fulfilling life but by all means, it doesn”t mean you’re living a standard life. Don”t believe me? Inquire any sober man what it”s like going to some party where alcohol is concerned, Their expertise is a little something like this…
1. Why don”t you drink?
You come to the party, you might be offered a drink, you turn down it and then the questions start. Why not? Have you been Mormon? Are you a recovering alcoholic? Are you experiencing alcoholism in your family? These questions have become private and perhaps that man doesn”t need to divulge that info with you, did you ever think about that? What if that man”s mom was killed in a drunk driving accident? Don”t you think that would kind of kill the disposition of the party if that was said? It undoubtedly would. Some questions are left unanswered.
2. I honor that.
When you say you don”t drink you instantly get a lot of “admiration” from individuals. They say, “Oh man, I could never do that.” or “That”s so mad, how can you get it done?” You realize that for like AN EXTENDED time period, folks didn”t have booze to drink, right? We lived just fine. I”m sill living just fine. It”s not needed. It”s not like it’s essential to human life. I”m happy you value my judgement however. But then this happens…
3. Come on check it out.
Oh wait, you absolutely don”t value my judgement. Now I”m being peer pressured into doing something that I recently described I don”t need to do and don’t have any intentions of doing. Don”t actually care what you say, it”s not going to carry me. This really is particularly problematic if the individual not drinking really IS a recovering alcoholic. So perhaps you should only, chill out.
4. Nothing for you
At the party there’s normally 1,500 kinds of spirits or nothing but beer for a sober man to drink at all Unless they’ve pop for mixed drinks, but if you attempt to drink the folks begin shouting at you. Jeez, sorry. I think I”ll just stick with water in the sink like a dog. Many thanks very much. You happen to be rather hospitable.
5. Eat all the snacks.
It is possible to search elsewhere when you understand that there’s nothing for one to drink at the bash. Aha! There are bites everywhere. That’s what the celebration becomes to you personally. It’s now your aim to eat the snacks in this party all. They owe it to you personally. You aren”t allowed to drink some of the non-alcoholic drinks, so take it outside on the bites. It doesn”t even matter if they aren”t outside in the open. Go looting through the cupboards, discover something for one to devour and make sure you devour it.
6. Quitting a fight.
There’ll likely be a fight sooner or later in the party. Some man strikes on the wrong woman and shortly it”s an all out brawl. It”s now on you, the sober man, to prevent the massacre from occurring. Be ready to take a couple of those punches if you mean on becoming at the center of it. You happen to be a martyr.
7. Awkwardly standing alone.
After everyone understands that you aren”t drinking and you happen to be pigging out on their bites, prepare for several hours of alone time leaning against something. You”ll get to see everyone else having a blast and not actually understanding why that image of a gopher is so hilarious. You”ll always have the wall though, the wall doesn”t care which you ate all of the Triticum-thins and don”t drink. Cuddle up against it and get familiar. It’s your company for the night.
8. Being the designated driver.
Needless to say, by the end of the night you’re everyone”s motorist. Does one get paid? No. What you get is people whining about your preference in music. “What are we even listening to?!” You”re listening to my music because this really is my automobile you ungrateful little…ok calm down, you understand they can be only intoxicated, don”t worry about it. It all will be over shortly and it is possible to go house and no one will be there to yell in your ear about how they would like to hear the new Ariana Grande tune instantly. It is going to be worth it when you get as they leave your automobile that chorus of thank yous. Absolutely worth it…wait…is that puke?! Did someone puke within my car!
… Hopefully it”s not puke. You ask that buddy for some cash to have your car cleaned if it’s. It”s the least you deserve, you sober soldier. Carry on, my wayward son. Do what you believe is best for you.